Q: What type of genetic screw up created Chris Crocker?

A: For those who don't know, Chris Crocker is an overnight internet celebrity who became infamous for his freak out video telling people to "Leave Britney Alone!"

It's less of a question about the creation of Chris Crocker, more of a question as to why I should care. Yeah, the video was kind of funny because of how whiny he was. I just think he received way too much attention for his outburst. Part of me thinks it was staged anyway to upstart his "entertainer" career.

What I would like to know is what kind of genetic screw-up is responsible for what happened to MTV and how can we fix it? I want music videos, dammit!

I would also like to know who is responsible for changing the formula in 7up. Has anyone else noticed that 7up tasted so much better when we were kids? Now, it takes like a hooker's bathwater. Maybe it has something to do with our taste buds developing as we age, but I still think someone screwed up.

Tyler J.